Wednesday, November 7, 2007

DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE


Asalamualaikum....

Saya dapat artikel ini daripada kawan saya Dr. Syazni yang sekarang berkursus di Kem Terendak. Beliau adalah doktor perubatan yang mengambil biasiswa Angkatan Tentera. Beliau baru sahaja kemalangan akibat jatuh dari flying fox setinggi 100 kaki! Syukurlah hanya tulang kakinya sahaja yang patah. Dr Syazni telah menjalani pembedahan hari ini. Diharapkan segalanya selamat...

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Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?


Signed,

Desperate Housewife


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Reply:

Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind: Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1. Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wavfiles.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,

IT Support


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6 comments:

Dik Mal said...

Hahaha.. lawak tol tu! upgrade2 macam pc pulak..

Dr Azwan said...

yelah... Dik Mal pakai software mana sekarang? Yg 5.0 ke 1.0? hehe

Anonymous said...

very nice article.but what happen if the husband 1.0 still not operate as designed after all initiatives to upgrade has been made?i believe, in what ever relationship both parties must play their roles to make sure the relationship last forever.or else..just reinstall the boyfriend 5.0 programme hehehehe

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