Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.
He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with 3 different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both of the counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair...."
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hai dr azwan...
saya baru dapat baby 3bulan yg lepas...tapi baby saya tak dapat susu badn sya sejak lahir...bila saya bagi dia minun tapi tak kenyang2...tak cukup ker??? tension giler masa 2...duk lak umah mertua...husband terus beli susu formula...sampai skrg saya tak past susukan bayi sya. mcm ner saya nak kembalikan susu badn saya, sebab dah kering sangat2. niat di hati nak sangat bagi susu badan. kdng2 paksa gak baby susu badan tapi dia tak mau. mcm ner saya nak kembalikan susu bdn sya yg dah kering dan jadi banyak????
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